Online Fame | A 'blog written by Chris Rhee

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While going through my snail mail (also known as my junk mail), I opened an envelope that was notifying me about a limited time offer, accept-this-or-die-of-inside/out-skin-failure-disease, pre-approved credit card: a Platinum VISA. It had a credit line of $200.

These credit card companies are throwing around more useless titles and buzz words than a brand new start-up company. Call me a rich bastard stickler who feels the need to segregate poor individuals, but $200 hardly seems deserving of the “platinum” title. I’m shocked and appalled. My damn monocle nearly fell out.

What do the gold card members get now? A fellow with multi-colored hair who tags along and lets you borrow from a pocket full of coins?

I’m not impressed, VISA. You’ll be hearing from my Chief Personal Assistant/Outside Communications Director soon enough.

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No, it’s not the username of a foxy lady (who just might be a dude in disguise) that’s been pestering me for my phone number the past couple of days. It’s actually the file name that shows up for the Kiss The Girls DVD when you put it in your computer. Something tells me whoever created the DVD was still a junior high school kid at heart.

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