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Archive for January, 2005 (3 years, 8 months ago)

All you pimps… this one’s for you

Thursday, January 27th, 2005 (3 years, 8 months ago)

Ho Mortgage pictureHere is a picture that I’ve been meaning to take for months (here’s the full size image). I’m surprised they still haven’t bothered to fix it. My theory is that all the employees leave before it gets too dark so it has gone unnoticed for the past few months. Or… my other theory is that local pimps have seized control of this particular Wells Fargo branch and rather than pay for a new sign, they’ve decided to improvise.

The other night, I went out to buy groceries late at night and quickly took a couple of shots– drive-by, ninja style (fine, I doubt ninjas do drive-bys, but I stand by what I said). Hopefully, no one who was dining at the Denny’s across the street spotted me suspiciously driving up to the building, taking pictures, and quickly driving off. If I don’t post for the next few days, you can safely assume that the police have paid me a visit and are attempting to arrest me on conspiracy charges.

In related news…

I showed the picture to my friend, Rob, and he said his friend will be taking a picture of this hotel called Smoketree Lodge. MMMhmmm.

For all those who don’t listen to tasteless parodies…

Tuesday, January 25th, 2005 (3 years, 8 months ago)

I dread having to write about things that are asian related. I always feel the need to drop my “I’m not the type of asian you may have seen in the movies or on television” disclaimer along with my “I’ve never even cooked rice” clause. But sometimes it’s worth doing it.

Any news I have to report is well summed up here:

New York hip-hop radio station Hot 97 is in hot water after broadcasting a parody song that mocked Asian tsunami victims, calling them “screaming chinks,” “drowning Africans,” and “bitches,” among other things.

To the tune of “We are the world,” the song contains crude and heartless lyrics such as, “All at once, you could hear the screaming chinks, and no one was safe from the wave/there were Africans drowning, little Chinamen swept away/you could hear God laugh, ‘Swim you bitches swim’”.

After being bombarded with phone calls and e-mails by enraged listeners, the station issued an official statement apologizing to “anyone who was offended,” adding that “Miss Jones In the Morning”—the show on which the song was aired—would contribute a mere one weeks pay to Tsunami Relief efforts.

MVRemix supports a full Hot 97 boycott, as racism is intolerable at any level, not to mention airing a racist parody song that ridicules the deaths of over 150,000 people in what is one of the greatest natural disasters we will see in our lifetimes.

In addition to being played on the radio, the song was also available for download on their web site under the heading “FUNNY SH*T” until irate listeners called and wrote in to complain.

Hot 97 Program Director may be reached through e-mail at jdimick@hot97.emmis.com or by phone at (212) 229-9797. Ask for Programming.

– Phayde

Some relevant links:

I have a pretty pessimistic outlook on what sort of things these online petitions can accomplish, but I don’t think it hurts to add your name to the cause. And it’s not a bad way to be a part of the cause without stooping to their level. Of course, for those that do want to stoop to their level (I try to cater to all audiences), a short song about Miss Jones’ beloved mother dying of cancer would pluck at the right emotional strings.

Update (Jan 26th, 3:44AM): Not a lot of details, yet, but as of this morning Miss Jones’ show is “suspended indefinitely”. I don’t know whether it’s temporary or permanent– I don’t listen to the station, so all I have is what people are talking about online. They might also be playing Jin’s response on the air– that should be interesting.

The best laid plans…

Thursday, January 20th, 2005 (3 years, 8 months ago)

I marinated some chicken drumsticks overnight so that I could have some spicy chicken while watching CSI: Las Vegas tonight (some might consider it odd that I can stomach eating dinner while watching CSI…), but it turns out that there’s a re-run of the show tonight. And the next episode won’t be on for two more weeks. This is the draw-back of being too big a fan of a show like CSI– it’s hard to enjoy re-runs.

I thought I’d try to salvage half of my plans and eat the chicken while watching one of my Frasier DVDs (what a satisfying life I lead). Turns out I took the chicken out of the oven too soon and it’s still pink near the bone.

Damn you CBS, for postponing the new episode of CSI (enough acronyms for you?). I guess I have no one to blame for my chicken not being cooked thouroughly, but it makes me plenty mad.

Pros and cons

Thursday, January 20th, 2005 (3 years, 8 months ago)

If I weren’t paying for medical insurance that I’ll probably never need until the day after I stop paying for it, I would have ordered a pair of Etymotic ER-4’s already.

I’ve been yearning for them for weeks now… How long have I been yearning for medical insurance? I’d use the Etymotics every day. How often will I use the medical insurance? I actually want to use the Etymotics. Who actually wishes for the day that they’ll have to use their medical insurance? The ER-4’s produce “reference-quality” sound. What kind of sound does medical insurance produce?! Sounds of shady con-men and con-women cheering in celebration?

Bottom line:

Etymotics produce great quality sound… I have to sign medical insurance contracts.

Blame Politics…

Wednesday, January 19th, 2005 (3 years, 8 months ago)

I really want to share the music of the double A-side (”Politics” & “Disappointed”) from tonedeff’s debut LP, Archetype. You have no idea…

I’m going to be hosting the mp3s of the singles on my server, but we won’t be linking people to them until Monday, January 24th. So check back. I hate to do it, but it’s hard not talking about it– and I thought I’d spare my girlfriend (or any other non-hip hop fan) from having to feign interest. I know there’s got to be at least one hip hop fan reading this. So report back here on Monday.

But for now…
but, buddy I’m flat broke, so on that note
I say goodbye to articles, bookings for college shows,

distribution pushing us hard for dough

then you wonder about why you see the same niggas over and over

the more original the flow, then the colder the shoulder

The same reason you can’t stand that verse you heard

is the same reason you know it word for word– dog, it’s politics

The 12″ vinyl record with the clean version, dirty version, and instrumentals will be released on January 25th.


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