Online Fame | A 'blog written by Chris Rhee

I finally got around to updating the about page of this website (even though all it took was to add one more number to my age). My reason for not updating this website for over two weeks: A massive birthday party that didn’t end until five minutes ago.

Actually, I had no birthday party. I didn’t go out and chain smoke or stroll around strip club chains. I don’t really like to acknowledge my birthday (to people I’m not friends with, anyway). Luckily, I only had one class on my birthday and I’m at a new school, so no one had any idea. A bunch of people who don’t know me singing Happy Birthday and pausing where they have to say my name is a situation I’d like to avoid.

I was planning on staying home and devising a plan C for world domination, but my girlfriend left behind Los Angeles and made a death-defying air-trip to my house and surprised me.

People were asking what I wanted for my birthday and I would always say, “I don’t know”. Annie didn’t have to ask, she knew that I just wanted to see her.

Note: To make up for this softcore post, my next one will be about killing people. Come back, soon, suckas.

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