Just because I’m a guy…
Thursday, July 17th, 2003 (5 years, 5 months ago)
It doesn’t mean that I watch sports all day and memorize player statistics. Watching any sport is like watching golf to me. I don’t get into any games and I don’t go around attacking people who are rooting for an opposing team.
It doesn’t mean that when I sign up for free subscriptions for magazines like Maxim and Stuff, that I’m not actually doing it to see which latest web design trend they knocked off and crappily copied (and also to search for Absolut Vodka and Got Milk? advertisements to sell to collectors).
It doesn’t mean that I feel the need to masturbate constantly, wasting countless hours of my life when I could be watching sports or looking at half naked (or an an optimist would say: half dressed) women in dirty magazines.
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