Clamor chowder
Monday, July 28th, 2003 (5 years, 3 months ago)
Somehow, I always end up at restaurants that parents think is a good place to bring their little kids who can’t stop crying or banging their forks, knives and cups on the table.
To these people I am talking about: Please get a babysitter. You don’t even need to look in the Yellow Pages or Google… EVERYONE is a baby sitter. Your mom, your dad, your cousin, your neighbor, your crack addict brother-in-law, etc. You probably start to get annoyed at your kids when they make so much constant noise— imagine how annoyed people who DIDN’T give birth to this kid must feel.
Why are so many people having babies? The economy sucks, people should stop having babies. Or maybe it’s because they just got laid (HEHEHE… LAID) off, so the majority of their time is spent at home— queue the porn music. Or maybe they’re just so broke, they can’t afford the outrageously priced condoms… You be the judge!
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