Online Fame | A 'blog written by Chris Rhee

I’m about to go out in a couple of minutes so I started my usual “going out ritual” where I gather items such as my wallet, pen, money, etc. But I couldn’t find my watch. Then I remembered that I had broken the band of it a week ago, so it’s unwearable.

I’m too used to habit, so when something doesn’t work how it’s always worked before, I just get confused. Now I know why my friend would wear his watch even though the battery had run out. Although he may have been doing that to stay iced out for the ladies…

I guess one of the biggest differences between owning your own business and working for someone else is how you feel after working nineteen or twenty hours in one day.

When you work for someone else, I would think that you’d just feel shitty and wonder how you got stuck working so much while conjuring up plots to take out your boss. When you own your own business— in my case, anyway— I feel like I accomplished a lot and I’m glad that I’m actually working when I could just sit around and watch television.

Of course, I’d probably feel different if I had just worked twenty hours in my acid mining business than my website design business…

I’m pretty damn late for this, but I just saw an article in The Week discussing this whole suing-fast-food-restaurants-because-you’re-overweight deal.

It’s too bad this is happening. It kind of ruins this Sopranos quote, “My friend Artie Bucco’s got a restaurant, right? Now, believe me, no one’s telling him to refuse a plate of fettuccine to some fat fuck that wanders in that’s eating him to death.”

I heard the previous judge presiding over this case sued Fatty Fatson because his insides exploded from trying to hold in his laughter… True story.

Many times, the people who have babies are probably people who have more sex than people who don’t have babies. So with each generation, the babies are slightly more inclined to have sex, and in turn, run a bigger risk of having a baby themselves.

So many generations pass… And you’re in a world where more kids start to have sex before the legal age of consent, who turn up even more babies that may just have a little bit more of that “sex gene”. And they have sex.

And they invent birth control so they can have even more sex before they’re “tied down” with the responsibilities of having a child. And they invent the video camcorder so you can video tape sex acts and watch it on these newly invented high definition televisions. And soon, the television is just flooded with a bunch of naked people having sex… And advertising ways to have even better sex. And advertising ways to have sex even longer.

Pretty soon, we’ll just be living in a world where everything has to do with sex… Good thing that hasn’t happened, yet…

For the past few days, I’ve been watching every episode of the UK television show, Coupling. Along with watching the Manchester, England accent using physical therapist from the television show, Frasier, I’m afraid I’m going to start using weird British phrases and speech patterns when I talk.

I hope I don’t need to travel out of the United States… I may never make it back in.